Wallbanger by Alice Clayton

I love celebrity gossip, but I guess there are worse vices to have. That's how I found out about this book. Mr. Perez Hilton mentioned it at 2:10pm, and I had it ordered less than half an hour later.

Holy mother of all apple pies. This book is hot! As a matter of fact, it's so hot that the comparisons to Fifty Shades are not necessary. This book should be held up on it's own merits. Besides being bat-shit-crazy sexy, it was absolutely hilarious throughout, and just like with certain other books out there, it will start a baby-boom. You definitely won't need a BDSM dictionary for this one, but you'll want to buy a KitchenAid stand mixer and bake incessantly. And you'll catch yourself hoping that the plumbing goes haywire. And you might even book a trip to San Fransisco. If you really like the book, you might even consider getting a cat - but not in a creepy way that will make you a 'cat lady'.

Word of warning if you are considering the paperback version - people will stare at you when they see the cover. If you are the type that cares, buy the ebook. Otherwise, read proudly, because this book is so worth every sideways glance!